Public bathroom stalls have gaps all around them. Harmless, right? The worst that could happen is someone accidentally glimpses in, and that’s it. Wrong. These gaps are tiny little entries into nightmares. Peaceful, private people are constantly disturbed while trying to do their business by maniacs. And yes, that is funny.

Here are some of those maniacs. Children who were never taught boundaries, cops losing their guns, and an unfortunate amount of people mistaking a toilet for a restaurant. Just awful people you never, ever want to meet while emptying your bowels.